just got an email with some thought provoking statements.

who can relate to these?

1. i hate leaving my house confident and looking good and then not seeing anyone of importance the entire day. what a waste.

2. i totally take back all those times i didn't want to nap when i was younger.

3. there is a great need for a sarcasm font.

4. was learning cursive really necessary?

5. map quest really needs to start their directions on #5. i'm pretty sure i know how to get out of my neighborhood.

6. can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after blu-ray? i don't want to have to restart my collection again.

7. i'm always slightly terrified when i exit out of Word and it asks me if i want to save my changes to my ten-page research paper that i swear i did not make any changes to.

8. "do not machine wash or tumble dry" means i will never wash this. ever.

9. i hate when i just miss a call by the last ring (hello? hello? dang it!), but when i immediately call back it rings nine times and goes to voice mail. what did you do after i didn't answer? drop the phone and run away?

10. i keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so i know not to answer when they call.

11. the only time i look forward to a red light is when i'm trying to finish a text.

12. i have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.

13. there's no worse feeling than that millisecond you're sure you are going to die after leaning your chair back a little too far.

14. how many time is it appropriate to say "what?" before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear or understand a word they said?

hahaha. this made my day.